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Sephiroth snickers as the fake documents worked. "Whew, glad he didn't notice that." He looks them over and puts them back with the rest of the Toys-R-Us catalogue. "Now, how will I get out of here?" He shrugs and takes out the sword. After looking at it for a moment he jams it into the wall and begins cutting away at it. "I knew this would be good for something!"
After two or three hours of cutting he gets through to the other side and goes through a revolving door, taking him right back to the chamber he was in. "MOTHER F%*&!" he shouts. After a long stream of obscenities and slashing into the wall with his sword he decides to go back into his compound and give it a good inspection.
Black dragons and tonberries greeted him as he strode through the narrowly cut tunnels, but he merely shoved them out of his way. "Why do I invest millions of dollars that my parates hijacked from Spanish ships on the seas in defense when all you do is stand around all day?! Yarr!" Again he sighed and sat against the wall, pulling out his AOL CD. He threw it at one of the black dragons' stomachs, but hit the rider on the head of the dragon forty-five feet to the left. Then he shrugged as it came back to his hand of its own accord and sat down on a couch to play solitaire, knowing that those REAL documents can wait.
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