[Talthyr Malkaviel]

"Quiet yourself Sephiroth!" He barked, although only half angry due to seeing Sephiroth make an ass out of himself.
"You should know by know that it matters not where my voice comes from, but that it is always me! And stop talking about cookies! I'm hungry."
He grabbed a nearby biscuit, gave it a once over, then ate it, whil still trying to sound imperious over his communicator.
"Dow fell me fwhere fe focumons aw"
"Pardon?" Seph replied
He swallowed the cookie and then, as to not lose dignity, said "Fool! You should listen more carefully!" He cleared his throat and repeated himself, although somewhat more clearly this time. "Where are the documents?"
After a brief glance over the documents held out by Sephiroth he nodded to himself and then congratulated him for his work "Now, the weapon of destruction shall soon be completed, make sure you have your armies ready in case of any resistance, no matter how small."
With that he flushed once more, and converted it back to it's toilet function, then wandered back to his throne.
He sat himself down on his throne again, gave a weary sigh, tried in vain to get a semblance of comfort from his chair, and after giving up, issued anopther sigh as a skeleton bringing in his requested pillow bowed, breaking a rib and it's leg, then toppled over heavily with a sharp crash and pulled itself out of his chamber with it's arms.
"I've really got to change that..."