Sarlif Garbagebeard strolls confidently through the door of the bar. He pauses a moment to survey the carnage and mayhem going on around him. The he pulls a 3 foot fish, looking and smelling like a 3 day old cod, out of his beard and runs around slapping as many people as possible with the fish. Everyone smacked with the fish then smells of raunchy 3 day old cod. Most are not happy.
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Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho
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