"ORNAMENTED TOOTHPICK?!? Why, you skinny pointy-lugged wastrel, if I had a body and my full powers I would crush you like a bug, you small, insignificant..."
Tancred's face grows grave as he replies over the stream of invective coming from Karnas the sword.
"Adventure? Alas, nothing you would call 'adventure'... Karnas and I have wandered over four worlds seeking mighty deeds and found zip. Still, we saw some cool sights, and soaked up the suns whenever we could. Still couldn't find anyone who could fix this damn armour properly... but I can see you havea tale to tell. Go on."
"... and your mother!" Karnas finishes.
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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