"Ho, it's the accident-prone Elf-lord! Heavens' eyes, how have you BEEN? I haven't seen you since we were cast from Heaven for walking on the grass some... god knows how long ago. Say hello, Karnas!"
The sword seems uncannily grumpy. It harrrumphs.
"Oh, well, never mind him. You seem a trifle unstable there, chap. Care for a seat?"
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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