*a heavily armored figure in black walks into the hunter's room*
"oh whoops sorry wrong set, I thought this was the HUNTERS GUILD... err my bad..."
"excuse me sir" the hunter asks... "What may yoru stats be?"
"errmmm letsee...
STR: 2860
Dex: 1900
Con: 2800
Int: 0
Wis: 0
Char: 999...
"Why no inteligence or wisdom?"
"Im a bloody robot! hmm whered that music come from?"
*wizard of oz music starts up*
"OH i know this one! doo doot doot doot doodoot doo doot IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!" *giant robot goes skipping off merrily down a yellow brick road singing the song to himself*
The Hunter brushed off his encounter and started to walk through his exit door when all of a sudden a ranger dashed in "OH NO I'M TOO LATE!"
"wha-who are you?"
"did you see a big black armored guy come through here?"
"umm... yes?"
"oh well I tried to warn him that he was hearing music in his HEAD but he up and started skipping off singing that darn scarecrow song!"
"... tell me young man, what are your stats?"
"me? oh im a beggining ranger... sorta new, I used to be a powerfull mage but I had a concussion that made my WIs and Int drop from 999999 to urr 14..."
"what about the rest of your stats?"
"all in all im:
STR: 17
DEX: 18
CON: 16
INT: 16
WIS: 14
CHAR: 16
Im only level 5, and i will know how to do magic missile by level 8... my weapons are a +1 to everything LighteningLongbow that does 1-4 lightening damage, I also am highly profficient in spears and haliburts... I have one of each too... I also have a pet, though i like to keep his identity under wraps..."
"so you like animals being a ranger eh?"
"umm i guess you could say that..."
"is your 'pet' worth hunting?"
"umm what's your HP?"
"about 39 or so, why?"
"mines 39 too but err my pet could kill you in one bit..."
"AH a bite eh. so he's a tiger?"
"nope..."
"a wolf then..."
"... DARNIT everybody always can identify that from the way i wear wolf ears on my head and have wolf skin clothing, baah ..."
"what's the wolf skin do for your defense?"
"adds +2 and it doesnt make noise so it allows for stealth abilities as well, I'm pretty good at dashing through castles assasinating the main leaders and then dashing out before being noticed..."
"hmm nice ability indeed"
"I also have ths super magical crystal ball taht i wont be able to learn the purpose of until im level 8..."
"how old are you son?"
"Oh me? I-im just 16..."
"hmm I could use a chap like you, come along then..."
"where are we going?"
"to slay a monster?"
"is it a good monster cuz i dont slay good monsters, I'm chaotic good ya know..."
"uh...huh well umm what is your mortal enemy anyway?"
"oh me? I hate nekromancers... my cousin was one..."
"how many have you slain??"
"including my cousin? about 2..."
"HAHA!!"
"well it's true!"
"well maybe you'll see a few more along the way!"
"...but we're in a forest in a desert, why would necromancers hang out here?"
"good point... LETS WALK THROUGH THE FOREST..."
"and then the desert..."
"then we'll meet up with my freind Azrael whom neither of us have ever met in the small town... called SMALL TOWN!..."
"...Instead of asking any questions, I belive that I shall follow you blindly!!"
"I don't suppose you have any pet camels do ya?"
"How do you think I got here?!"
*meanwhile the Uber Android continues to hop skip and jump along*
"OMIGOSH! FLOATING HAMBURGERS"
*staritchs chomping at the air while hopping up and down*
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IN THE FUTURE: Rangers have SHOTGUNS... @_@