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Old 04-05-2002, 01:03 PM   #21
uss
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: November 16, 2001
Location: Estonia
Age: 36
Posts: 2,775
at the same day when Hans and Gretel met LRRH and so on..

an ogre with tremendous power and stealth stole an imprtant urn from an illithid city and fled to the forests. he accidentally fell and the urn broke. black dust came out from the urn and an evil necromancer appeared also. with an easy voice, he said:" ahh, free atlast! tell me, ogre, how long was i imprisoned?" the ogre answered :"i don`t know! i just took the urn!i didn`t mean to cause trouble!"
the evil necromancer said:" oh, you didn`t do anything wrong!everything is just as i wanted! Now, i will have my throne and claim my rightful place as master, for i am Jonathan, master of necromancy!"(now i don`t have to say the foul necromancer anymore! whee!)
the ogre is a bit confused and says:"please, don`t kill me! i want to go back home!" and starts walking away from Jonathan.
Jonathan screams:"No! you will make me my throne while i try to get used to my spellcasting abilities!" he summons a couple of demons, puts a permanent domination spell on the ogre and continues:" take these demons with you and find human bones for my throne!"
the ogre and demons go away and jonathan tests his powerful spells.
then, a few hours later, the ogre and his company meet Marduk(try not to kill the ogre, if you don`t ignore this post)
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