"Uhhh... Now wait a minute," said /)eathkiller. "You say you're James Bond, alias 007?"
The tall and handsome agent quickly raised a finger to his mouth. "
Shhhh, not so loud!" he said. "Well, then again, actually, the whole Universe knows that already..."
"How are we to know you really are James Bond?" asked Gandalf.
"What, you don't believe me? Okay, let me show you. Watch me!"
James walked casually in front of the party, then suddenly turned and pointed his gun towards them. A great transparent curtain of red slowly draped down between him and the party like blood oozing down some invisible surface.
"Hey, you
are the Magnificent James Bond indeed!" exclaimed Frodo happily. "I remember seeing this at the beginning of every Bond movie!" Frodo quickly took out an autograph book and ran to James. "Please, can I have your autograph?"
"I will give you my autograph, but on one condition. You must hand Bilbo Baggins over to me first."
"Why do you need to capture my friend Bilbo?" asked Frodo with a puzzled look on his face.
"I'm on Her Majesty the Queen's Secret Service. Bilbo is suspected of having pilfered Her Majesty's
diamond-studded platinum panties, worth ten million Sterling Pounds!"
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"No mistake, the smell leads
here!" affirmed Shu-Lien as she entered Frodo's house through one of the two holes left behind by the Nebekeneezer, with Chun-Li and Cammy following behind.
At that moment her eyes met James'...
"Well, hello, Michelle!" cried James, a wide grin on his face. "Long time no see. How are you?"
"I'm great! How about you?" asked Shu-Lien happily.
(ooc: To droidma, in case you don't know ~
Michelle Yeoh acted as the character
Shu-Lien in the film
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. She also acted as one of the gals in the James Bond film
Tomorrow Never Dies.
)
[ 07-28-2002, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]