[K T Ong]

In response to the commands given by the two captains, the Nebekeneezer promptly tore itself into two equal halves which flew off in opposite directions at warp speed, leaving a large hole each in two opposite walls of Frodo's house. At the same time, Gandalf, Frodo, Luke and /)eathkiller tumbled off the vehicle and crashed onto the ground inside the house. Outside, everyone in the (now finishing) party was shocked as they saw two blurred shapes fly out of Frodo's residence.

"Oooh..." groaned Gandalf in pain as he climbed up. "Damn it, I forgot to fasten the seat belt!"

"Same here," sighed /)eathkiller.

"W-What do we do now?" asked Frodo after a while. "And look at what they did to my house!"

"Don't get too upset, Frodo," consoled Gandalf, "the house can be fixed easily. As for the One Ring..."

"I can get my friend Han Solo to drive us to my mom," said Luke, "or we can wait for those other bozos to come back later. Either option is fine with me."

"By the way," asked Frodo, "why did we have to go search for the One Ring? Haven't we got it already? (Shows his ring.) Or do you mean to say this actually isn't the One Ring?"

"It is the One Ring," explained /)eathkiller, "but we didn't want that stupid Chinese bitch to have it, so I tricked her into thinking that we still haven't got it yet and are on our way to get it. All the other fellas understood me and acted accordingly to make her think I spoke the truth."

"Oh, I see..." muttered Frodo.

"You Hobbits need to be a bit more flexible in your thinking and not so straight-minded," said /)eathkiller. "And now -- what do you suggest we do, fellas?"

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The party was finally over and a group of Hobbits was tidying up the whole place. Barracus was walking about, occasionally reaching inside his pants and scratching his privates while constantly keeping an eye open for Barney the Evil Dinosaur. Then without warning a shimmering light appeared under a tree in the distance. Barracus braced himself in anticipation in case it was the Dinosaur.

Instead, three ladies appeared under the tree, two of them dressed in traditional Asian garb and one in a green swimsuit which left her butt and thighs all bare and shining.

"Are you sure this is the place?" asked Cammy.

"Positive," replied Shu-Lien. "The stench leads unmistakably here. I know that bitch who stole the Green Destiny -- she never changes her undies."

"But...But how could you tell the difference?" asked Cammy. "I mean, the fact is that I never change my undies either."

"You're Caucasian and she's Chinese," explained Shu-Lien. "Of course you two don't smell the same. You smell like cheese, she like bean curd in heavy soya sauce."

"Wow, you sure have a sharp nose, Shu-Lien," praised Chun-Li in admiration. "Wish I could have a sense of smell half as sharp -- then I'd be able to tell straight away if Ryu's been with another gal!"

[ 07-22-2002, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]