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Old 07-09-2002, 02:23 AM   #39
K T Ong
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Join Date: January 27, 2002
Location: Plateau of Singapore
Age: 62
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(ooc: This is a continuation of the unfinished episode featuring the fight between Dracula and the Capcom ladies on page 1 of this thread. )

Dracula thrashed about frantically, mouth wide open but unable to make any sound. Then suddenly the bra snapped and Cammy tumbled back several paces, grabbing a bamboo curtain nearby for balance as she did. The bamboo jerked aside and through the window one could see that it was daybreak.

"Aaaargh!!" screamed the vampire lord upon seeing the sunlight. "I shall return, fools! Mark my words!" Then he leapt through the window -- and vanished.

"Whew," sighed Chun-Li. "Sure glad the stupid no-good bum is gone."

"He might be back, though," warned Cammy. "I think we should stay together this coming night in preparation for the a-hole, just in case."

"I think I know what to do to get rid of that idiot once and for all," said Shu-Lien. "Wait here for me, please." Then she went to the room where she kept the Green Destiny. What better way to be rid of that terrible nuisance than simply to suck his soul inside the enchanted blade, she thought.

Arriving at the room's door, she was shocked to find it unlocked. Momentarily seized with alarm, she quickly pushed the door open and went in -- and saw to her horror that the cabinet in which she kept the sword was wide open, and the sword gone...

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The vehicle quaked and rumbled like it was really going to take off; then it went 'sputter, sputter' and ground to a halt.

"Damn! Out of gas!" cursed Neo. "And hey! Who are you guys?" (Looking at Stewart and Shatner.)

"Don't you know us?" said the taller of the two strangers. "We're Stewart and Shatner! Hello!"

"Oh, but of course!" said Neo with delight. "Hello!" The bunch alighted from the Nebekeneezer, and niceties were exchanged.

"So it seems we'll have to go tomorrow," said Luke, "since this thing's out of gas."

"Weesa might as wellsa," agreed Jar Jar. "Letsa stay for the nightsa and enjoy the partysa."

"Well," said Neo, "in fact I have another present for Frodo." And he showed the pink Pikachu lightsaber.

"Like it?" he asked Frodo. "This is my big birthday present for you!"

Frodo took the lightsaber. "Uhhh... Thank you, kind sir," he stuttered with a grin. "But... But I don't know how to use a lightsaber..."

Luke was about to say "no worries, Frodo, I can teach you" when he saw that the lightsaber was pink and had a Pikachu fixed upon its hilt. "Say, this is a real cool model!" exclaimed Luke with delight. "Hey, Frodo, can I exchange my lightsaber with yours?"

"I..."

Suddenly an Asian-looking lady came inside the (already crowded) house, brandishing an Oriental sword which gave off a ghastly green glow. "I am Jen," snapped the girl. "Hand me the One Ring -- or the Green Destiny shall claim your souls!"
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