[K T Ong]

In answer to Neo's pleas, a lightsaber and an unusually designed cell-phone with runes engraved nicely into its sides appeared in his hands.

"This cell-phone will constantly recharge itself with the Force," whispered a voice in Neo's head which he recognised as Tank's. "It'll never run out of power. And the lightsaber would make an ideal gift for good ol' Frodo!"

"Ow, come on..." protested Neo. "Frodo's no Jedi, you know that -- not even a Padawan! Besides, who ever heard of a pink lightsaber? With a Pikachu doll fixed upon its hilt??"