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/)eathKiller · 07-05-2002, 07:44 PM

Iori finally shouted "ENOUGH of this Nonsense! Tell me where the ring is!!"

"why do you need it?"

"...Why do i need the gauntlet of power, the master ball, the Foot Pads of Security, the Marmalade earrings!?!?!" he said expecting an instant response...

"to uh... destroy the world?"

"EXACTLY!!!"

"But why would you want to destroy middle earth? YOU SISTER TAKING ALIEN SCUMM!!" mulder said to the tall figure...

Iori brushed his hands through his hair.... "i don't care about middle earth... i need to destroy HAYATE! that putz, he ripped off all of my special moves but whne you do his roundabout combo you end up doing a dragon punch where as my round about combo is a long distance fireball that travels across the ground and THEY THINK that JUST BECAUSE he's got a melee combo and that IVE got a projectil that im some kind of a PANSY who can't take the possibilty of getting thrown!!!"

"but you have Scoliosis, it could kill you if you get thrown..." Wolverine said...

"AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!"

"I rode on the air ship once with all those weird Japanese Capcom characters and some of my fellow superheroes... when we got off the ship we got onto a train labled "SNK" and you were on it complaining about your constant back pain... and look, you must slunch 2 feet down..."

"HEY excuse me mister hunched over, but it's an anti-proportional spinal growth, and you seem to have a bit of a hump yourself!"

"...yeah well my spine's made out of Ademantium steel!"

"ouch..." a few peopel said... Wolverine turned and snarled at them making them hide behind fellow onlookers...

"So we've obviously got a common goal here..." Ghandalf and bilbo said at once...

"Yes it would seem we do..." Skully said...

"TO DISCOVER LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR OWN PLANET?!" mulder asked anxiosly...

"TO BECOME MORE THAN ÜBER?!" Death asked...

"NO!" everyone else said at once!

"TO FIND FRODO!" Someone else finally answered...

"well then LETS GO FIND HIM!" A few people shouted...

"so how did you two FBI agents get to this world anyway?" Iori asked Mulder and Skulley...

"we took the interdimensional squad car..."

"What do you mean interdimensional? it just can drive anywhere..." Skully admitted...

"will you ever stop questioning and just belive?, we drove to Area 51 in it, we drove to Middle earth in it, and we once even drove to antarctica in it! unfortunetly we had to then get a snow-mobile because the windsheild wipers and space heater wouldn't cut it..."

"i see..."

07-05-2002, 07:44 PM	#30
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	Iori finally shouted "ENOUGH of this Nonsense! Tell me where the ring is!!" "why do you need it?" "...Why do i need the gauntlet of power, the master ball, the Foot Pads of Security, the Marmalade earrings!?!?!" he said expecting an instant response... "to uh... destroy the world?" "EXACTLY!!!" "But why would you want to destroy middle earth? YOU SISTER TAKING ALIEN SCUMM!!" mulder said to the tall figure... Iori brushed his hands through his hair.... "i don't care about middle earth... i need to destroy HAYATE! that putz, he ripped off all of my special moves but whne you do his roundabout combo you end up doing a dragon punch where as my round about combo is a long distance fireball that travels across the ground and THEY THINK that JUST BECAUSE he's got a melee combo and that IVE got a projectil that im some kind of a PANSY who can't take the possibilty of getting thrown!!!" "but you have Scoliosis, it could kill you if you get thrown..." Wolverine said... "AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!" "I rode on the air ship once with all those weird Japanese Capcom characters and some of my fellow superheroes... when we got off the ship we got onto a train labled "SNK" and you were on it complaining about your constant back pain... and look, you must slunch 2 feet down..." "HEY excuse me mister hunched over, but it's an anti-proportional spinal growth, and you seem to have a bit of a hump yourself!" "...yeah well my spine's made out of Ademantium steel!" "ouch..." a few peopel said... Wolverine turned and snarled at them making them hide behind fellow onlookers... "So we've obviously got a common goal here..." Ghandalf and bilbo said at once... "Yes it would seem we do..." Skully said... "TO DISCOVER LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR OWN PLANET?!" mulder asked anxiosly... "TO BECOME MORE THAN ÜBER?!" Death asked... "NO!" everyone else said at once! "TO FIND FRODO!" Someone else finally answered... "well then LETS GO FIND HIM!" A few people shouted... "so how did you two FBI agents get to this world anyway?" Iori asked Mulder and Skulley... "we took the interdimensional squad car..." "What do you mean interdimensional? it just can drive anywhere..." Skully admitted... "will you ever stop questioning and just belive?, we drove to Area 51 in it, we drove to Middle earth in it, and we once even drove to antarctica in it! unfortunetly we had to then get a snow-mobile because the windsheild wipers and space heater wouldn't cut it..." "i see..." __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;