[K T Ong]

Meanwhile, on another world on yet another dimensional plane...

It was night and Shu-Lien was in her study doing some calligraphy when she heard a knock at the door. She went to the door and opened it.

"Oh, Chun-Li! Cammy!" exclaimed Shu-Lien happily. "Haven't seen you all for such a long time! How have you been doing? Come in, come in." And they walked into her study.

"We've been real busy raising the sales for our Street Fighter game series," said Chun-Li. "Our hard work has paid off -- thanks largely to Cammy, of course!"

"Please, Chun-Li," responded Cammy, blushing. "I don't deserve such praise. Everyone knows that the series would never have taken off without you."

"I'm sure both of you have made an invaluable contribution," said Shu-Lien as she poured cups of tea for the two visitors. "How are the guys -- how are Ryu and Ken? Or Guile?"

Chun-Li stopped smiling. "Ryu's been away from home for longer and longer hours nowadays," sighed Chun-Li. "Every night by the time he's back, the dinner's cold. Hope he doesn't overwork himself. I sometimes wonder if he might be flirting with another girl outside. Sure hope that isn't the case."

Shu-Lien held Chun-Li by a hand. "I believe such suspicion is unwarranted," reassured Shu-Lien. "As far as I could tell, Ryu's not that type. He's a man of high moral integrity. Surely he would not soil his own reputation by doing such things."

"I guess you're right," said Chun-Li with a smile. "But I still wish he could come back earlier at night."

Suddenly a dark shadow flew into the chamber like a large bat. Before the three astonished ladies stood a tall, thin, aristocratic-looking man in an immaculate three-piece suit and a large, black cloak.

"W-Who are you?" asked Cammy. Nearby Shu-Lien put on an expression that seemed to say: yeah, I've seen that umpteen times before.

The stranger grinned evilly and two fangs protruded from his mouth. "I am Count Drrrrrracula!!" he answered. "And I have come to drrrrrrain you drrrrrry!!"

Shu-Lien and Chun-Li turned to look at each other, with Chun-Li wearing the same expression as Shu-Lien.

"Don't you get sick of this dumb jerk?" muttered Chun-Li.

"You took the words right out of my mouth," answered Shu-Lien, pointing to Dracula's feet. "Fancy Count Dracula wearing Reebok sneakers."

Dracula was infuriated by the insulting words. "Fools!" he yelled. "How dare you insult the Lord of the Undead! Tonight I shall make all of you join the ranks of my undead minions! Prepare to die!"

Dracula jumped on Cammy and meant to bite her in the neck when Chun-Li delivered a kick to the vampire lord so powerful he tumbled away and overturned a table before crashing right into a nearby wall face first. Meanwhile Shu-Lien angrily grabbed Dracula by the pants and yanked so hard the pants got all ripped off leaving the vampire wearing nothing but his undies below the waist. Cammy grabbed a pillow (traditional Chinese pillows are hard and made of porcelain) and ploughed it right into the vampire's head, but he swiftly turned into a giant bat to avoid the attack. "No, you don't," hissed Chun-Li who splashed the pot of steaming tea right at the bat. The bat now flew towards Chun-Li and meant to bite her when Shu-Lien grabbed the bat in mid-air instead and bit it real hard in the butt causing Dracula to return to his original form howling with pain. Cammy in the meantime reached under her clothes, pulled out her bra and filled the two huge depressions with some garlic she found in the room before securing them inside with a few knots and wrapping the thing around Dracula's neck, standing on his shoulders and pulling with all her might as the vampire lord kicked and screamed, all his powers cancelled out by the garlic. "I can't hold on much longer, fellas!" screamed Cammy. "Do something fast!"

[ 04-08-2002, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]