WHEEEEEE!! Some people are interested after all! I'm
SOOOOOO happy!!
But then again, hey,
why kill Jar Jar?? Thought I asked you fellas not to kill off any characters??
Please, I beg you all,
don't kill off any characters (or stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly if you decide to use them) -- unless they're your own. Okay, please, pretty pleeeease?
I mean, I'm sure /)eathkiller won't like it if I just kill off his black robot or female mage character in this post.
I'm bringing back Jar Jar!
Don't kill him off again -- understand?
(Look, I know many of you hate him, but...)
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Jar Jar woke up. "...oooh, whatsa happensa?..." Looking around, he found himself lying on a bed, and saw Luke Skywalker and Gandalf standing beside him. His girlfriend Ghee Ghee Wonks was nearby as well.
"Oh! Jar Jar's alive! Meesa so happy!" cried Ghee Ghee as she jumped up and down.
"Easy, Jar Jar," said Luke. "You got blown to bits by a thermal detonator. This kind wizard helped me to put you together again."
"Lucky I had a sachet of Resurrection Powder with me," joined Gandalf. "Nearly spent all my life savings to buy just this one sachet from the priest in Arnika, a city in the dimensional plane of Dominus. Ah, well, guess that's the way it goes..."
"But whysa anyone wansa put a bomb in my love Jar Jar's house to kill himsa?" asked Ghee Ghee. "Heesa nice person!"
"...wouldn't know," replied Luke. "Perchance it's the work of some dark Jedi..."
"I can always consult my scrying glass to find out when we come to my residence," said Gandalf. "Meanwhile, at least Jar Jar's all okay now. Come, why don't we all get ready to go to Middle-Earth. Frodo's birthday party will start soon!" And Gandalf used his staff to trace out a huge circle in the air -- which turned into an interdimensional portal, at the other side of which a village could be seen with Hobbits running around...