*605 Beat time on the small planet of ragol, a large and bulky black robot stood in the rain... in his hand was a set of soaked flowers which had been neatly wrapped by his gigantic hands...
he held his arm limp and let the flowers slip from his hand...
"I can't belive it..." he thought... err computed, "She stood me up... Shino actually stood me up, the hottest bot in the universe just looked me in the visual sensor and denounced my plans for dinner... I... I can't go on..." He fell to his knees...the water droplets running down his armor... he saw a droplet of water run over his lense... it flashes quickly and washed clean... he sat and aimed his pointy beak toward the ground...
"Is this crying?"
Suddenly a white mage appeared out of nowhere with a large wand in her hand... the android pointed his head up toward her... "huh? Who are you?"
"I am Gekigasaragi!"
"who?"
"Im one of those NPCs you never really get to talk to..."
"umm ok..."
"I have a mission for you young ranger!"
"but im twohundred and eighty ni-" "now now age is nothing!"
"excuse me but.."
"no buts mister! You have a magical quest ahead of you!"
"...magic is science..."
"Well then you have a paranormally scientific quest ensured in your future! It is one of mysticism and lore of the likes which you cannot begin to comprehend!"
"Well then lay it on me!"
"So be it Android Ranger Deathkiller! You are to be sent to middle earth!"
"what's a robot going to do THERE?!"
"Sort out all this nonsense with JarJar Binks blowing up and Shu-Lien needing to lock the darkness of a sword away..."
"A dark sword eh?"
"Yes a sword that is dark..."
"and Jar Jar blowing up EH?"
"yes he's in too many peices to count..."
"If i can raid JarJar's courpse for Darth-Mauls Lightsaber and if I can bring along my OWN evil swordl *pulls out red katana that has purple lightening bolts shooting all over it* The YAMIGARASARAKIRU-KEN... then it's a deal...
"ok but just call you're sword a Yami for the love of god the writer had to actually look up the darn thing's name in the game to see how it was spelled!"
"Okie Dokie!"
"ONWARD!"
The large robot dissapeared into a flurry of cherry blossoms...