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Old 02-25-2002, 09:25 PM   #146
Larry_OHF
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 49
Posts: 14,759


Larry walks over, using the stolen avatar of Attalus and grabs the sleeping Yorick by the throat and lifts him into the air. Using his energy sucking magic to steal the power from Yorick that he needed to complete his restoration...Larry begins to sing the deadly Jennifer Lopez song!!! (modified version for a guy, of course)


"I've met so many gals that,
It seems they're all the same!

My appetite for loving,
Is now my hunger pain!

And when I'm feeling sexy,
Who's gonna comfort me?

My only problem is,
Their insecurity!"


As the music flowed out, so did Yorick's life-force, as Larry soaked it all in, growing stronger.

Finally finished with the energy drain, Larry thrust Yorick's body aside and it collided with the wall. Many people cheered or booed, depending on their hero preference.

Facing the crowd and smirking, Larry said...
"Now, I shall sing for you all! Attalus has good lungs and I had better take advantage of his singing voice while I got it!

What shall you hear? Bon Jovi?

This romeo is bleeding,
but you can't see his blood,
Its nothing but some feelings
this old dog, kicked up.

It's been raining since you left me,
Now I'm drowning...in the flood!

You see, I've always been a fighter,
but without you...I give up!


What about Leann Rimes???



How do I...get through a night without you?
If I had to live without you...what kind of life would that be?

Oh I...I need you in my arms, need you to hold
You're my world, my heart, my soul...
If you ever leave...well baby you would take away everything
good in my life...and tell me now...

How do I live without you?


Being quite pleased with his new power to sing, and growing stronger by the minute, Larry smiled and continued...

Faith Hill
I can feel the magic floating in the air...
Being with you gets me that way.

I watch the sunlight dance across your face
and I've...never been this swept away.


"Hahahaha!!! (done evilly)...I have stolen that very thing which Yorick holds dear to him! I have his passion and his heart!!! I am unstoppable!" (More maniacal laughter)


OOC>>>Ok, Attalus...you can run around and do stuff now. You have a few more minutes before I exit your avatar, then I will be free.
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