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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Angered at the loss of one of his katanas, Larry throws the hilt at LennonCook, which bounces off his head in a nice
C# tone. Turning back to Yorick he quickly reaches into the folds of his trench coat to find a long lost item. Recovering it, he holds it to the light so that Yorick could see it better.
"Remember this!" Yorick looks on the item which appears to be a small kazoo made of Jade.
"Yes! That is right! The Jade Kazoo you gave me all those many months ago! Now, see the improvements I have made to it!"
Larry blows the Kazoo, and a haunting melody is played out.
Suddenly, the sky darkens, the clouds roll in bringing thunders and lightnings, and winds of great speeds. Larry smirks at Yorick and says..."NOW...SUFFER MY WRATH!!!"
Gingerly rubbing his stinging chin, Yorick mutters under his breath
"Aha, but I know something you don't know"
A quick roll to the right, and Yoricks leaps to his feet... sways a little, still obviously groggy from the blow, but standing nonetheless.
"Haha!" He reaches into his pockets "Good thing I carry these with me, as every good balladwriter should..." Out of his pocket he pulls two DICTAPHONES! Yes, two miniature cassette recorders.
"I recorded your Kazoo melody Larry!" In a flash Yorick hits the reverse button on one of the dictaphones. The melody plays backwards - reversing the effects of the dreaded Jade Kazoo. The skys clear, the storms subside, and the winds retreat, but hurtle like lightening towards their source. The Kazoo. With much force the winds heave into Larry, lifting him by the black coat and slamming him into the ground.
The Katana skittles out of his hand.
For a moment, the crowd falls deathly silent.