The party stands, seemingly mesmerised by the scenes of Heaven stretching out before them. There is no telling how long they have stood there; nor telling how long they would have stood there if THIS hadn't happened...
There is a sudden *twink* of light, a sound like WHIZZ-POP!, and with a sudden explosion of air, a man appears, holding a golden sword and with slightly steaming armour. His face holds a frozen expression of utter terror.
Both he and the sword greet the party.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH H!"
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After about half an hour, they stop screaming, though Tancred's memory seems to be somewhat deficient.
"Er, um... hello there. Um, who is everyone?"
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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