"Sheesh! How many times do I have to tell you guys I ain't no thief!? I clean weapons, armour, even cloaks. But I don't take them home with me. And that is all, I'm no adventurer, and no interest in finding any drow whatsoever. Even a mushroom could scare the hell out of me if it was dark. I'm just a normal person. No thief. I dont have the guts to enter someone else's home unless my boss ordered me to and told the people I was coming beforehand. And even then, I take the backdoor.
Go through your list of guildmembers if you like, ask them, I ain't no -ing thief. I didn't join a thieves guild, and I never will. Okay?
Now let's get this over with. I want to go home."
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