You have entered the ninth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]
Currently, Madman-Rogovich is deciding how he will join - the intiation, or the soft option. Pink is not cooking anymore, Lioness and Aelia are about to go Christmas shopping, and LS may or may not be still a woman 
Here's the official map of the ORT Building:
This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:
Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.
Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.
Join the ORT by completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted 
Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!