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The puny man with the big head waz too cowardly to say anythin'. I think he 'ad a hard time keepin' 'is bladd'r in check. So I thought I'd jsut be killin' 'im 'n get it over wiv.
Then, I felt somethin' stickin' in me 'ead. Me broth'r 'n' me, we've gotz 'ard 'eads, like all da familee. So I gotz me twin axez wot is twins 'n started ta chop at the girly man. Den 'is girlish swords was jumpin' in the way o' me axez. So I spits on 'im some more, fer good measure.
Then I tickled 'im with one o' me feathers.
By then, I 'ad a collection ov them thar thingies stickin' in da 'ead.
So I turns about and sees dis perzon, shootin' an me 'n not fightin' hand ter hand like a proppa warrier. So I stare real good 'n take out one of the thingies. That wazzn't hard 'cause me 'ead was full ovvem. Then I snaps it and grinned bigly.
"Daz wot eye der ta yer thingies!" I shouted. Then I laughs like a madman.
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