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"BAH BAAMMMMMM!" I smashed my 300 hundred pound war hammer into dwarf's head, and instantly I am showered in gore as the headless dwarf started a volcanical outburst. Bloods, lungs, nerves, cracked bones flew about me, pieces of greymatters stained my face and blurred my vision. I licked my tips and tasted the salty gores that covered them "hmmmmm, yummmm"

Looked about, a big grin on my face "show yeself, drow, hehehehehe" I laughed slowly, enjoying the sound as the dead dwarf hit the rockhard floor. I captured Catti'Bri, alright, I don't hit woman, so I tied her up and bounded her against a huge stone on top of the hill, meaning to lure the famous drow ranger Drizzt out.

"Drizzt, where arrrrrrrrrrrre you?" I asked in an as sweet voice as I could intimidate "I am comingggggggggggggggg." Snicker and grin as I walked into the maze-like forest.

Without warning a huge black thing hit me from the side. It cluntched its claws tightly around my massive arm. I grabbed at it with annoyance, and I caught its neck in my hand. With a twist, smile showed on my lips as I heard the neck broken sound "crack" The panther dissolved into a black mist, and leaving only a dark figurine on the floor. I swung down my hammer, and BOOM, the figurine exploded into tiny pieces, grey smokes swirling into the air.

"Now ye pet is gone too, dro..." the words stuck in my mouth as I felt a pair of scimitars thrashed through my back, looking down, I saw two blades sticking out of my chest. I roared in pain, the windows from hundreds of miles away shattered at my sheer volumn, and small children curled and covered themselves in bed, trembling.

The drow was thrown back by the impact of my great roaor. His head most likely hit a tree when he fell. I reached behind my back and slowly pulled out both scimitars, I winced but this time, I didnt roar. Instead, I waved my three hundred pound warhammer around me, the huge tree trunks exploded as my hammer flew pass.

"Now me will smash you fer good!" I walked one step at a time towards the fallen ranger, each step causing the ground to tremble. the birds fell from the trees. I raised my hammer, and smashed!!!!

the drow went on an instinctive roll, but his blurry vision caused his leg as it was caught by my hammer. It sure crqcked his leg bones into tiny bites, I laughed with pleasure "that felt good, huh?"

The drow's face is covered with great pain, but he bite his lips, trying not to scream. I step closer, and raised my hammer, meaning to finish his life, then I changed my mind as I aimed at his another good leg "BAAAAAAAAAAAAM" the part below his thigh went flying, blood shot out like waterfall. "So the the drow has red blood too, I see" there came no responds for Drizzt was unconscious.

Tying him up, I waited till the drow once again awoke, and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM I smashed his arms. the arms flattened as the rocks beneth them exploded, this time Drizzt screamed, he screamed so loud and terrible that first made me laugh then made the long bushy hair on my back stood up and danced in hip pop.

"Oh my, aren't you a loud one, drow" I said in disbelief. I went to the kitchen and took out what was the remainant of Wulfgar's left arm, and ate pleasently. The drow is not toasted, I know...

so I took out my book and began a search that recepit I had on how to cook a human woman with a drow... pleasent dinner indeed... maybe I should invite my brother Legolas tonight...