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Old 03-24-2002, 09:44 PM   #137
Killing Spree
Mephistopheles
 

Join Date: July 11, 2001
Location: The Ashes
Age: 37
Posts: 1,427
[img]tongue.gif[/img] I should have seen that coming.

~Whimpers in sleep, then moments later wakes up screaming.~ "NOOOOO!!!" ~Breaks down back door, runs up basement stairs, bolts to the pantry and breaths an exhale of extreme relief... Holds a box to her.~ "Oh thank god... Those pops commercials are starting to give me bad dreams." ~Puts Pop-Tarts lovingly back on the shelf, then takes off shades.~ "Hrm... I wanna do something Matrix. That'll be MY plan!" ~Runs up stairs and finds the shotgun her dad had been saving for her next boyfriend. Dons shades again then leaps out second story window.~ "BOOYAH!" ~Runs into garage and grabs scooter, rides it around the block before she gets bored. Steals an old lady's cell phone and says.~ "Tank! I need an exit!" ~Starts running frantically to the nearest Bruster's. Takes sales clerk by collar, points shotgun at him and cries out.~ "GIVE ME THE ICE CREAM OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!" ~The clerk shakily hands her a waffle cone of strawberry ice cream. She politely thanks him then starts jumping over buildings.~ "Wheeeeee!"
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