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Originally posted by Neb:
Neb blows a magical whistle that summons squirrels riding souped up lawnmowers and armed with pointy sticks, the squirrels distract Aelia while he loads the Watermelon Cannon with a large overripe watermelon and aims at Aelia with it.
Oh, how cute! Squirrels!
*Aelia considers opening the safety glass windows that enclose her totally in the golf buggy to invite them in, but changes her mind when she realises she can smell rotting watermelon. She releases some land mines that will prevent anyone without a wish for a face-full of golf balls from following, instead*