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Hiram Sedai · 12-04-2002, 11:31 AM

Hiram notices the pain in Breanna's eyes and understands that what he considered to be beasts were her friends. He is ashamed that he had to use violence to calm the beast. If he were a magic user, he would have used a spell like "calm monster" or even "hold monster". But, since he is nothing more than an average dwarf with a big hammer, he could only use force.

Breanna took this small break in the action to reminisce about her friendship with the dwarf. She chuckled to her self as she remembered a time when she was sitting in a small tavern drinking some elven wine and talking with some friends. Suddenly, the minstrels started playing an Earth, Wind, and Fire tune and Hiram walked into the tavern. He was resplendent in a cloak bedazzled with jems and a large felt pimp hat. His platform shoes gave him the impressive height of 5" 3" and his cane pointed towards a group of elves. Hiram glared at them and said "Elf better have my gold! Not some of my gold! Not most of my gold, but all my gold!!" He strutted in like Hiram (George) Jefferson like he was Hiram Daddy, Dwarf-Pimp-on-the move. Breanna looked at him and guffawed so much; she fell out of her chair and spilled her wine. Her friends looked at her asked "Do you know him?" Breanna, composed her self and said "Yes, I know him, but he's a sweet little dwarven morsel of testosterone at heart"
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After the strange being fell from the sky, Hiram walked over to it/him and greeted it/him. "Hallo, stranger!" "What are yer intentions?" The red hued golem looking person noticed Hiram finally. It/He replied, "You're wondering who I am. Machine or mannequin! With parts made in Japan. I am the modern man!
I've got a secret, I've been hiding, under my skin..."

As Hiram and the construct/android/golem/ranger dude were talking, Breanna was checking out Hiram's spectacular pecs and she couldn't help but make oooh's and aaah's as Hiram's muscles rippled. Of course, Sigmar was disgusted with this and walked over to where Hiram was to take a closer look at the stranger.

[ 12-04-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

12-04-2002, 11:31 AM	#68
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 918	Hiram notices the pain in Breanna's eyes and understands that what he considered to be beasts were her friends. He is ashamed that he had to use violence to calm the beast. If he were a magic user, he would have used a spell like "calm monster" or even "hold monster". But, since he is nothing more than an average dwarf with a big hammer, he could only use force. Breanna took this small break in the action to reminisce about her friendship with the dwarf. She chuckled to her self as she remembered a time when she was sitting in a small tavern drinking some elven wine and talking with some friends. Suddenly, the minstrels started playing an Earth, Wind, and Fire tune and Hiram walked into the tavern. He was resplendent in a cloak bedazzled with jems and a large felt pimp hat. His platform shoes gave him the impressive height of 5" 3" and his cane pointed towards a group of elves. Hiram glared at them and said "Elf better have my gold! Not some of my gold! Not most of my gold, but all my gold!!" He strutted in like Hiram (George) Jefferson like he was Hiram Daddy, Dwarf-Pimp-on-the move. Breanna looked at him and guffawed so much; she fell out of her chair and spilled her wine. Her friends looked at her asked "Do you know him?" Breanna, composed her self and said "Yes, I know him, but he's a sweet little dwarven morsel of testosterone at heart" ************ After the strange being fell from the sky, Hiram walked over to it/him and greeted it/him. "Hallo, stranger!" "What are yer intentions?" The red hued golem looking person noticed Hiram finally. It/He replied, "You're wondering who I am. Machine or mannequin! With parts made in Japan. I am the modern man! I've got a secret, I've been hiding, under my skin..." As Hiram and the construct/android/golem/ranger dude were talking, Breanna was checking out Hiram's spectacular pecs and she couldn't help but make oooh's and aaah's as Hiram's muscles rippled. Of course, Sigmar was disgusted with this and walked over to where Hiram was to take a closer look at the stranger. [ 12-04-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic