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DragonMage · 12-02-2002, 07:06 AM

Too bad half the people RPing with me in that one aren't here anymore.

I would've loved to finish that story...

Well...I'll just start something new then.

*After too many months sitting about the castle and castle grounds, growing fat and lazy on Cheetos, Breanna decides this lot needs to get off their arses and have some fun*

"Alright everyone! Get up, dust yerselves off! We're going to have an adventure! Follow me..."

*They grumble and whinge, but eventually comply with her 'request'.*

"Let us begin at the beginning, shall we? We are going to go to the zoo...the Evil Petting Zoo...MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!

*ahem* Pardon me. Not sure what got into me there. Now, as we follow the path from the castle, you will notice that apparently some of the avians have bred and gotten loose. As long as you don't make any fluttering movements with your hands, you should be alright."

*The party continues down the path with a bit of apprehension. Normally brave and fearless, it's hard not to fear 'the monster under the bed'. In this case, what's lurking in the bushes that's also escaped from the zoo...

Everyone makes it to the zoo without incident, but none can help feeling tense and wary in this place.*

"Now, if you will look to your left, you will see Wollark. Please don't try and pet it. It's not as cute as it looks."

*No one has the least bit of trouble refraining as it looks like a mutated cross between a wolverine and an armadillo, but with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth and it's snarling and drooling at the fence.*

"Continuing on, up next is the Gambrell. Not an easy one to catch, I'll admit. I've got quite a nasty scar from the poison-tipped claws of that one."

*As they pass the Gambrell enclosure, many shudder at the sight. This creature looks a cross between a gnome, a llama and a baboon. With long canine teeth, hideous claws, smooth skin and a long neck.*

"Now, THIS zoo resident..."

*Suddenly, a loud rumbling is heard, followed by a noise best described as half lion roar, half elephant trumpet. The party prepares itself for the worst...*

[ 12-02-2002, 07:07 AM: Message edited by: DragonMage ]

12-02-2002, 07:06 AM	#47
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 2,767	Too bad half the people RPing with me in that one aren't here anymore. I would've loved to finish that story... Well...I'll just start something new then. After too many months sitting about the castle and castle grounds, growing fat and lazy on Cheetos, Breanna decides this lot needs to get off their arses and have some fun "Alright everyone! Get up, dust yerselves off! We're going to have an adventure! Follow me..." They grumble and whinge, but eventually comply with her 'request'. "Let us begin at the beginning, shall we? We are going to go to the zoo...the Evil Petting Zoo...MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA! ahem Pardon me. Not sure what got into me there. Now, as we follow the path from the castle, you will notice that apparently some of the avians have bred and gotten loose. As long as you don't make any fluttering movements with your hands, you should be alright." The party continues down the path with a bit of apprehension. Normally brave and fearless, it's hard not to fear 'the monster under the bed'. In this case, what's lurking in the bushes that's also escaped from the zoo... Everyone makes it to the zoo without incident, but none can help feeling tense and wary in this place. "Now, if you will look to your left, you will see Wollark. Please don't try and pet it. It's not as cute as it looks." No one has the least bit of trouble refraining as it looks like a mutated cross between a wolverine and an armadillo, but with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth and it's snarling and drooling at the fence. "Continuing on, up next is the Gambrell. Not an easy one to catch, I'll admit. I've got quite a nasty scar from the poison-tipped claws of that one." As they pass the Gambrell enclosure, many shudder at the sight. This creature looks a cross between a gnome, a llama and a baboon. With long canine teeth, hideous claws, smooth skin and a long neck. "Now, THIS zoo resident..." Suddenly, a loud rumbling is heard, followed by a noise best described as half lion roar, half elephant trumpet. The party prepares itself for the worst... [ 12-02-2002, 07:07 AM: Message edited by: DragonMage ]