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AzureWolf · 11-13-2001, 07:03 AM

Come one come all!
Welcome to the glorious magnificence of the Overlord's In Training Academy, the recruiting centre for the HADB. We are looking for fine individuals who thrive in merciless slaughter or in lording over lowly serfs. Watch as we take you through a tour of the forboding castles dungeons and witness the horrendous tortures being inflicted upon the servants of good. This ugly scarred little dwarf here will lead the tour, his name is Hiram and if you want to get on his good side (if he has one) bring along a bag of cheetos [img]smile.gif[/img]
On the OTHER hand (which i dont advise) you can be recruited by the goodly Sephiroth and Dragonmage who shall enlighten you on the holy goodness that pervades (and stinks) the higher reaches of the forboding castle. They will teach you how to be nice (i feel nauseous) and how to lead a moralistic (and boring) life of good.
And then In the MIDDLE hand (Yes I have many hands) you have Neb and Sigmar who like to sit on the sidelines of Neutrality and watch the others argue and you can join the fence sitters
Sort of like what that passing interstellar mage told me once about the three orders of bumbling mages in some bumpkin country he called Krynn.
Yes the three orders sits well with me.
The Black Overlords of HADB
The Red Fence Sitters of HADB
The White Do-Gooders of HADB
I guess its easy to guess which order you should join
(And if its not obvious and your extremely dumb (like *cough* Curryman *cough*) than i mean the Overlords!!)

If you feel like joining such a wonderfully illustrious clan than post why you would like to join on this thread, and what new torture techniques you would bring to the fold [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]

11-13-2001, 07:03 AM	#1
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 41 Posts: 2,762	Come one come all! Welcome to the glorious magnificence of the Overlord's In Training Academy, the recruiting centre for the HADB. We are looking for fine individuals who thrive in merciless slaughter or in lording over lowly serfs. Watch as we take you through a tour of the forboding castles dungeons and witness the horrendous tortures being inflicted upon the servants of good. This ugly scarred little dwarf here will lead the tour, his name is Hiram and if you want to get on his good side (if he has one) bring along a bag of cheetos [img]smile.gif[/img] On the OTHER hand (which i dont advise) you can be recruited by the goodly Sephiroth and Dragonmage who shall enlighten you on the holy goodness that pervades (and stinks) the higher reaches of the forboding castle. They will teach you how to be nice (i feel nauseous) and how to lead a moralistic (and boring) life of good. And then In the MIDDLE hand (Yes I have many hands) you have Neb and Sigmar who like to sit on the sidelines of Neutrality and watch the others argue and you can join the fence sitters Sort of like what that passing interstellar mage told me once about the three orders of bumbling mages in some bumpkin country he called Krynn. Yes the three orders sits well with me. The Black Overlords of HADB The Red Fence Sitters of HADB The White Do-Gooders of HADB I guess its easy to guess which order you should join (And if its not obvious and your extremely dumb (like cough Curryman cough) than i mean the Overlords!!) If you feel like joining such a wonderfully illustrious clan than post why you would like to join on this thread, and what new torture techniques you would bring to the fold [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]