[Hiram Sedai]

Archon!!

Welcome to our clan. Know that we are intent upon world domination, incorrect punctuation? and abject cheesification.

Understand that your role is to clip the toenails of one Dragonmage and to trim the nose hairs of Neb. I will be happy to be rid of these duties. I'm creating a pillow from the Neb-clippings. It will be so soft.

Please don't be offended because I didn't use your last name. I couldn't spell it even if I remembered it. Instead, you should be offended because I believe that I've been overly gassy during this entire post and that is why your eyes are watering.