[Hiram Sedai]

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Originally posted by DragonMage:


~Not wishing to alarm Breanna, Hiram closed his eyes to slits and studied the figures. Two men of average height. Both wearing black with hooded capes. Thieves - or Assassins! So as not to give things away, Hiram rolls over as if in his sleep. He lets his hand fall away from him with the motion of his roll, thereby putting his hand right next to his hammer. Patiently, he awaits the strangers' next move. Hiram hears some low whispering and a small 'pop' as the strange men pry open the window. He hears the sound of material brushing against the window sash and a miniscule creak in the floor as one makes his way inside. His hand twitches with desire to grab up his hammer and bash the intruder to a pulp, but he stays patiently still waiting for the second man to enter the room. As another 'swish' and 'creak' are heard, Breanna stirs in her sleep diverting the intruders' attention. Hiram uses this momentary distraction and in a flash, he is on his feet, hammer in hand and ready to fight.....~

[ 11-06-2001: Message edited by: DragonMage ]

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He looks down at Breanna lying on the bed clutching her “Tickle me Neb doll” and he hears her talking in her sleep. “You rock my world, Dwarf-daddy!!” Breanna mumbles to herself. Hiram chuckles and then notices the dark figures moving closer to Breanna. They are unaware of Hiram. He knows that he has to find a way to distract the two so they won’t harm his charge. He quietly slips on a silver glove and then starts to moon walk. With a high, screeching falsetto voice he begins to sing “mamma say mamma sa ma makoo sa! Mamma say mamma sa mamakoosa!! Hee Hee Hee!! The dark figures are startled as they see the dwarf do a really bad Michael Jackson imitation. Both assassins move as one towards the dwarf with daggers unsheathed. One especially brave one thrusts at the dancing dwarf and is blocked by his hammer. Hiram follows through with a hammer to the toe, thus creating a hammer toe. The wounded figure then lets out a hiss of rage as his companion moves in for the kill. Breanna poots pensively and rolls over to see the three in a tangle of bodies. She notices that one figure is hopping up and down while holding his foot.

Breanna is instantly alert and moves quickly towards the fray. She pulls her dagger out of her jammies and moves with cat like grace. She knows that it would be dangerous to cast spells right now because of the small space that they are occupying.

Meanwhile, next door, Sephiroth is madly chopping at his furniture and cannot hear the fight. All he knows is rage and inner torment. To escape the madness that claws at his soul, he must deal with the inner fire. A wooden chair gives up the ghost as Sephiroth madly chops at it. He loses himself in the hacking and chopping. “If only I had brought my latch hook kit” Sephiroth thinks to himself.

Neb likes pretty things. He always has appreciated the wonder of life and nature. He has been meditating quietly and then is rudely disturbed by the fracas next door. He then begins to cast protective spells upon himself and moves out of his room. After hasting himself, Neb opens Breanna’s door and notices the dwarf doing a dance of sorts with two hooded figures. He then sees Breanna in her Backstreet Boys pajamas. His eyes twinkle and he moves into the fray.

Unbeknownst to the inhabitants of the room, help is on its way in the form of Link (I'll edit this later) and Azurian Greymane. They had been outside partaking of a blunt and telling tawdry knock knock jokes. When they heard the screeching that sounded like a cat losing a game of Parchesi, they immediately drew their weapons and rushed back into the saloon/motel.

[ 11-06-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]