[Luvian]

Sword of the Maunty Haul

This long sword was created by a not very smart DM or Forum member. This powerfull weapon can kill anything, but will also kill your fun.

Combat Abilities: Each Hit Cast Dragon's Breath, Meteor Swarm, Death Spell, Harm, Doom, Power Word: Kill, Dispell Magic. The victim get no Saving Throw
Every hit permanently raise your hit points and all attributes by 200.
Once per day, You can cast "End of the world". This spells will kill all enemies in the game and raise your level by 1000000000.

Every time you use this sword, there is a 1% cumulative chance that you will lose all your players, and that your friends will finally find out how stupid you are to have introduced such an overpowered item in your game.

Thaco: +50 Bonus
Damage: 2d100+50
Damage type: Crushing, Slashing, Piercing, Fire, Acid, Lighting.
Weight: -100 (it lower your burden by 100)
Speed Factor: -10 (improve your initiative by 10)
Proficiency Type: Long Sword, You are considered grandmaster in Long Sword as long as you wield it.
Requirement: None
Usable by:
Not very smart players.

In case you did not understand by now, this is my way of saying that 90% of the items posted here are Overpowered and should never be allowed in a game.

If you feel like I am an idiot and that I don't know what I am talking about, you obviously meet the requirement of my sword, feel free to add it to your game.