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Old 10-16-2001, 11:00 AM   #19
StarVid
Elminster
 

Join Date: September 23, 2001
Location: Istanbul (not Constantinople)
Age: 46
Posts: 486
or how about this.

Ring of wonton godliness

Complete damage immunity (magical and non-magical)
all attacks on wearer are reflected back to attacker
immune to any status changes
if used by a spellcaster, casting time is reduced by 86400, effectively allowing them to cast spells yesterday.
All stats are raised to 25
HPS is raised to 1,000,000
Saving throws are all reduced to 1 (though this is hardly necessary)
AC is reduced to -40 (unnecessary as well)
THAC0 is reduced to -40

the only drawback to this item is that the user is instantly polymorphed (no save) into a sissy that can't handle a challenge and just wants to wreck stuff.
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