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"Karnas! We've been walking for HOURS!"
"I'VE been walking for hours, holy-boy. NOT you. You've just been sitting there, in my nice comfy scabbard, playing Eye Spy while I trudge my guts out!"
"Well, sorry. Not my fault."
"Look, just shut up!"
"You never shut up when I ordered you to - why should I?"
"BECAUSE I'M... I'M... JUST BETTER THAN YOU! *ALRIGHT*?!?!"
"Ummmmm... I disagree."
"SHUT UP!"
"Okay, okay.... Helm's Deeps, where are we going?"
"Oh, for the sake of Thay, just PLEASE shu - wait, wait waitwait - there's something over there!"
"Ummmmmm... like what? My eyes are still fuzzy through the sword."
Karnas squinted against the glare of the red sun.
"It... it looks like something shiny..."
"Big?"
"Yeah! Oh, who cares, it's SOMETHING! I'm going in that direction."
"Okay, wizard. Just tell me when you get bored, and I'll tell you another psalm from the Book of Helm."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Eye Spy, with my little eye..."
"ARRRRRGH!"
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