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reflects your personality, s'right, I regularly save the world before teatime, I guess I'm just that kinda guy. Why, just last week I was there with my buddies and this dragon popped up right, and I said 'lo, 'tis a great evil that presents itself nigh, mayhap I shall destroy it, leaving the freeworld safe to be run by softdrink companies and movie moguls'. My team agreed, we dispensed the dragon fortwith, then we scraped the dead scales off the corpse of the dragon and draped them over our bodies, recieving magical protection from advertising agencies, the most evil of institutions.... I tell yeah, the ladies were well impressed, I reckon I could be having my wicked way with any one of 'em, thankfully none of the other blokes seem in the least bit interested, 'cause one is making it with a badger or gerbil or something, while the other is experimenting with sex change op's... those two boys don't get on at all, I might have to tell one of 'em to sling his hook, maybee I'll get that tasty drow babe on board, or perhaps that bloke with the light fingers and the passion for turnips...
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