when i played the game, valygars haste spell didnt even work, its icon didnt come up. He has a good katana which can hurt through stoneskin with its bleeeing damage. but rather rubbish compared to minsc the other ranger. if you got vicionia and you talk to oriona you get a really funny conversation though...
Ah! You are Lord Valygar Corthala, are you not? I have seen you before, but we have never had the pleasure of meeting personally!
My family has no claim to a noble title anymore, my lady. As such, I am sure you would have no interest in someone such as I, especially with my family's reputation.
Nonsense. I'm always willing to make room for someone of your... physique. And piffle on your reputation, it's the man that counts... and you seem quite a man to me.
Really? Than it is almost a pity that I am too busy at the moment. Perhaps... another time
Beware, noble one. It is my understanding that our ranger friend has no love for females. Ghouls, perhaps, but not females. I was rather considering coloring his leathers pink.
Shut up, Viconia, or I swear I'll -- !!
Do it! Show me, Valygar, that you are indeed a man! Show me that you have what it takes to hold a female's attention!
As you wish, drow bitch!!
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These sweet and gracious monkey balls,
Served on plates and sold from stalls,
Bring madness to these hallowed halls
Of urban academe.
Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls!
We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls,
'Til Time, herself, tears down these walls
Of urban academe.
So buy yourself a monkey ball,
Savour it and then stand tall,
A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call
Of urban academe.