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Old 06-22-2001, 05:12 PM   #3
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil
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Gwhanos: Arilk, REPORT!(G
Arilk: What do you want to know sir? (A
G:Hows the mobile ship doing?
A: Wh.....attt mobile ship sir?
G: Oh, i see you cant read my mind, so I shall make you some decent ideas.
A: SPILL iT SIR!

G: Aww, craminty, I FORGOT I ONLY HAD A SMALL KEEP!
G: Alos, VESSTOS!
* suddenly, a huge castle extension grows from the front of the keep, pushing the throne room back to the back of the castle (well second to the libraries and dormatories)
G: (breathing heavily) That..... was tough.... For u see, Gwhanos's base was as big as Harper's Hideout (both floors combined) and had little space for labs and other magical things. The guards and slaves slept in the Grig, which would take the entire second floor to the harpers hideout to make, except there was a door, by a room of treasure, that led to the Grig.
G: Now it is as big as.......the entire Ust'Natha City! It is from the Slave holding pins, to the South eastern platform. It is "dressed" in a combo of styles. It has Mindflayer style interior, with a Ust'natha exterior! The outside view is a jet black crystal-like castle appearance, with designs of that of the Lich's Tower mixed. My throne is graced under a MindFlayer Head Stone figure, and have Kuo-Tua for guards. The kuo-toa are the Captain variety, and I have about 20,000 of them roaming about my dimension ( I only have a small island otherwise i would have to exert more energy) with their own stealth groups etc. I do still have the 500 headed black dragon great wyrm, he resides in the cave in the mountains.
G: Now, Kuo-Tua! Fetch me Jan Jansen! And Other GREAT INVENTORS!
A: Sir, you should rest, you have been pacing day and night babbling about a Throne Of Bhaal......
G: ARILK! ITS TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!
A:...... I didnt mean to.... master PLZ DONT HURT ME!
G: yeah, but NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!!!
KuoTua: Master! We have found the best inventors my men can find!
G: I'll call you XYLO!
X: Sure master!
G: Bring 'em in I need to see 'em!
X: Yes SIR!
Jan: Please dont hurt me or my friends!
G: Im not going to hurt you....... unless you dont do what i say.......... YOU WILL DIE!'
Jan: Ok......... what can i do for you (thinking heheh, he'll never figure out its defective)
G: JAN! IT BETTER NOT BE DEFECTIVE!
Jan: How..... did you know.....
G: I request a planar transportation device. That can fly, and can summon golems, more kuo toa etc. Can you make it?
Jan: sure, but we need blue prints....
G: Here you go!
Jan: this machine... is INSANE!
G: Look, I could tear off your friend's head with my mind k?
Jan: forget what i said....... i'll do iT!
G: excellent! I have given you a lab.....
Jan when sees lab: WOW!!!!!!!
G: heheheh...
Jan: YOU SHALL NOT BE DISAPOINTED!