Wah - looking like a Grade A tourist with his sombrero with corks hanging down, his lovely merton-like sunglasses starts approaching.
"Finally! I was waiting ages for you guys to show up! My god you missed the fun party - I went around the place imprisoning everyone for fun.

The weather's great over here, so pack your stuff and let's have a barbeque!"
(he sees the conflict)
On second thoughts...I'd be going. If you're looking for me, I'll be having a tan somewhere. See Ya!
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