Lord Thought strides up to the trolls "We crash-landed on a tavern?"
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"That's right - the Black Lobster Tavern and you are under arrest"
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"Oh!" says Fortuna, "is dropping taverns on buildings against the law here then?"
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The Trolls scratch their heads. The first one says "well, actually, I don't think I've heard of that law"
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"Of coure not", says Fortuna, " that's because it's acceptable behaviour. How else can you progress? Would you like a beer?"
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The trolls are confused but understand beer and go for some
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Then the door springs open. Several filthy humans with scars and scimitars wander in. "The hell with you - what have you done with our pub? You've gone and squashed Captain Saemon and his crew" - the pirates all draw their sword
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[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-23-2001).]