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Originally posted by Grinch:
The paladin walks into the bar eyeballing the departing Bob with a certain regret. He strides through the exploding Kobolds,around the dancing liches and finds a seat at the bar. He sinks the Holy Avenger sword into the floor so it sticks there for easy access,banging on the bar with a glowing hammer he summons the bartender.
"I'll have steak and eggs,salsa and jalopenos on the eggs.I'll hang on to my sword until I see how tough the steak is." He turns to glare at the Curry Lord.
"Don't even think about it." He turns and nudges Tiax,Tiax awakens groggily to stare at the Paladin.The paladin sticks a copper in Tiax's hand.
"Here boy,fetch me a newspaper. Where's those eggs?"
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Tiax stares at the paladin, he then begins to realise where he was.
" Who the hell do you think you are? I'm Tiax you fool prepare to die!" Tiax stands up and bangs his head on the table. He gets back up and he pulls out another scroll, the tavern once again goes silent. Tiax once again reads from the scroll and then suddenly another portal appears but this one looks differant, it looks so small that only a reletively small goblin could go through. Out of the portal stepped "The four". These figures of doom were from the planet teletubia, and indeed they were natives of the planet, Teletubbies.
Tiax ran to get Neb and the others while shouting
"Dont mess with the chosen one of Cyric!"
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Sigmar has only one foe,
and he is Tiax!