[Wah]

Arch Lich Wah Casts:

LV 20: SUMMON BILL GATES (Conjuration)

Range: 30 Yards
Casting Time: 6
Duration: Until Battered
Area Of Effect: Special
Saving Throw: None

When this spell is casted, Bill Gates will appear and attack the nearest enemy of the caster. There is no system shock or saving throw required and he dual wields Windows +4 and Flight Stimulator +4.
The summoned Bill Gates will then go into a rampage, destroying everyone who is not protected by a "Protection From Bill Gates" spell (also level 20). A priest over 20th level can attempt to turn the Bill Gates via viruses and crashes but a paladin cannot.

Are You Ready?

WAH: CASTS BILL GATES: At.......er.......Lord Shield!

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