Ah yes a newcomer excellent (starts rubbing hands together) well let me welcome you to the tavern, and just a second I must go brutally kill something.
Jabidas opens his spellbook and smiles at the oncoming borg, your just going to love this one he calls out and begins chanting ,his hands weave in the air colours spread over his fingers, he casts Glorious transmutation and turns the iron parts of the borg into lead. The poor sod cant move, sparks fly because the electronics dont comply with lead and he starts to cry. The sorcerer walks up to him and whispers in his ear I always wanted to know how you lot function, sorry I dont have any painkillers.
Ten minutes later the experiment is over and he concludes wate of good steel, time for more evermead.
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