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SixOfSpades · 01-31-2002, 10:46 PM

- You're amazed to discover that a halberd actually takes up MORE room in your backpack than a diamond.

- You obsessively start collecting anything that seems odd, thinking that since it's not a key, weapon, or piece of armor, it must be quest-specific or part of an artifact.

- You discover that chugging the entire contents of the white bottle marked "Speed" does not actually enable you to run twice as fast.

- You make a point of entering every house you come across (making sure to examine the door for traps first, and picking the lock if necessary), to see if it's part of a quest or if it just has commoners inside.

- You are convinced that nobody can see any further than 30 feet, unless they're a dragon, in which case they can see the whole map.

- You tell your larger friends that you shouldn't be the one walking in front--the Mage has to be protected.

- You tell one of your friends to go rob a store, thinking he'll be all too happy to oblige.

- You utterly FAIL to get that cute girl to talk to you--then you remember that you're not even wearing the right Cloak.

- You wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, then call in sick the next morning, explaining that you'll be no good to anyone until you're got 8 hours of UNINTERRUPTED sleep.

01-31-2002, 10:46 PM	#32
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	- You're amazed to discover that a halberd actually takes up MORE room in your backpack than a diamond. - You obsessively start collecting anything that seems odd, thinking that since it's not a key, weapon, or piece of armor, it must be quest-specific or part of an artifact. - You discover that chugging the entire contents of the white bottle marked "Speed" does not actually enable you to run twice as fast. - You make a point of entering every house you come across (making sure to examine the door for traps first, and picking the lock if necessary), to see if it's part of a quest or if it just has commoners inside. - You are convinced that nobody can see any further than 30 feet, unless they're a dragon, in which case they can see the whole map. - You tell your larger friends that you shouldn't be the one walking in front--the Mage has to be protected. - You tell one of your friends to go rob a store, thinking he'll be all too happy to oblige. - You utterly FAIL to get that cute girl to talk to you--then you remember that you're not even wearing the right Cloak. - You wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, then call in sick the next morning, explaining that you'll be no good to anyone until you're got 8 hours of UNINTERRUPTED sleep. __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.