Tancred, *I* hear you!!!
(wondering why no-one else does...)
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A gigantically large, clumsy-looking man stumbles into the Tavern. He straightens the helmet on his head, which, like his breastplate, is polished to an eyeblinding shine. He orders a big mug of dwarven ale and sits down near a corner, pulling out a crumpled sheet of paper. Tonguetip hanging out of his mouth, he laboriously starts to write a letter. Curious onlookers can see it starts with
"Dear Mum and Dad (and Minty)........"
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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
Your voice is ambrosia