A short little dumpy pasty looking guy walks into the room looking around with puffy eyes at the room until the rest on Caleb sitting atop his Throne of Scone.
He pulls in his fat little tummy and squeeks out " I am father to a mudered donut, husband to a mudered bagel, my name is Buttered Toasted Biscuit and I will HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."
"I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go. For all this theres only one thing you should know....."