Caleb ducks down as a beam tears through the building and sees a wierd gnome under the table next to him. "hi my name is jan jansen...oh look at that big pointy cannon it reminds me of this one time I made a smoking device out of a pleasure toy and called it bong-a-long-a-ding-dong. Ya know this one time at band camp....." caleb runs screaming to join the troll cook.
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LOL madmartigan good job slipping that one past da mods
Im gonna go try to recover from laughing so hard after envisioning a troll yelling "oh shit" and running away.