something i would pay to see:
Elmie does seem to have a thing for the ladies..... so maybe surround him with a couple dozen tavern wenches, who eagerly crowd him and start conversing "i'm a fine looking strumpet, ain't i?" & "wanna play with me diddies?" & "i've never been with a MAN before".... ya think the old dude might explode into a billion bits on the spot?
*lol* i'm sorry, but i would happily give up several reputation points just to watch that!!
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