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I thought this movie was a lot like 13th Warrior in that the Beginning was alright, the Middle was dumb, and the end made me glad I wasn't paying any money for it.
There was one redeeming fact, a huge laugh me and my friend had. It was at the part where Snails dies and Ridley gets stabbed in the chest/collarbone. He turned to me and said, "The next scene is some geeky guy in front of a computer who clicks on 'Load Autosave'."
Dude, he had me rollin. Aside from that I felt jipped because I saw no cleavage from the busty Mage, and because the plot was non-existant. In fact porno's have better stories!
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