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(Lord Shield)-"If you don't want to slingshot a flaming boo, how about tying him to a pole for a combat back-scratcher. You could poke him "FOR THE EYES, BOO"
You could take him to Cromwell in the docks, have his feet taped down, stuffed in a toilet-paper roll and lubricated to upgrade him to a:
Staff of the Hamster, +5 versus Richard Gere
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