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WHAT!?! This can't be!! What a let down!! And I was so looking forward to my protagonist using this item! That's it! I'm fed-up and will not take the dissapointment any longer! I'm ending it all right now! Good bye world.
(Man gets up from computer and in one gracefull fluid motion goes over to the window, opens it and leaps out, catching his foot on the sill as he passes through.)
(Moments later the man picks himself up out of the flower bed, shaking the dirt out of his hair and picking Petunia petals out of his front teeth, while thinking to himself:
Mental note #1 - next time try second story window as opposed to first
Mental note #2 - next time close mouth....Petunias taste terrible.)
(Meanwhile, neighbors across the street once again stare, with mounths open, in complete and utter disbelief at "the neighbor who is a little touched.")
(Man, who just finished removing the last petal, notices neighbors staring, puts on a big smile, waves vigorously, and then proceeds to enter the house through the front door.)
(Life goes on as norma.....well, life goes on.)
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