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Old 01-24-2002, 03:50 PM   #3
Sir ReGiN
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Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
Age: 43
Posts: 2,563
I have an idea..
If you take an old mining dwarf, preferably Duergar, feed him lots and lots of beans, and then put clay all over his body, then you concince him that it's good for his skin if he curls up into a ball with a piece of string in his mouth..
Then you wait awhile and soon the clay will have hardened..
Then you pick up the ball, light the fuse, and roll the ball towards the enemy..
Now what's supposed to happen is that the gas from all of the beans will have reached a very high level, and when the fuse burns all the way down into the mouth, it will explode, and as a bonnus, a very angry dwarf will come out and attack..with good skin as well..and of course you're gonna have to measure the distance to the enemy before you pick the fuse, to make sure it explodes at the right moment..
This method is at it's best if used on an enemy that is standing still, or in a camp/castle/battlewall etc.
But the skilled user can also use it in normal toe-to-toe battle...
For optimal effect, use mutiple dwarfs..
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