Suddenly, the vampire rises to his feet and with a blood curdling Yell, cries, can we please have some silence, some of us are trying to drink in peace. Heads will roll, unless I get QUIET !!
Then he rolls his head back in laughter and bellow's, relax friends, far be it for meto stop a good time, the drink's are on me (While thinking to himself, once they are all drunk I will drink their blood).
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Time is only relevant if you have none !